MARSHALL MATHERS, ANDRE YOUNG, MICHAEL ELIZONDO, THOMAS COSTERPublished by Please stand upHaha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
Please stand up'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system upĪnd put one of those fingers on each hand upĪnd to be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlĪnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with JergensĪnd I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingĪnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting. 'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip) The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'allĪnd I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all 'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends Please stand upI'm like a head trip to listen to Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,īut not quite me'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"Īnd show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstĪnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. Please stand upWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyĪll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeīut if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.īut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes They got the discovery channel don't they? Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsĪnd if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kissĪnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
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Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,īut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseīut no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know whatįlippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)įeminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
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